Charged by the Hour?

   Hello friends, so last night it was Brock's turn to go to the E.R. I swear I should have stock in that E.R. or at the very least a private room!
   I swear I'll be 100 before I get all these medical bills paid off! Seriously! What was wrong you ask?Well let me tell you, he and his friends decided to see who could squeeze each other the hardest,Brock ended up with bruised and cracked ribs, boys you gotta love them!

   How did my sweet little boy turn into such a bratty
teenager? I have to say I sometimes miss my little boy, though I am proud of the man he's becoming--usually!
    What I want to know is why it takes so long to get    out of the hospital once  their all done with you? Why does it  take them forty-five minutes to bring you the papers to sign out? Are they charging me by the hour or the minute or what?
    And what is it with emergency rooms? It never fails that as soon as I'm sitting there I start growing tired? I think they pump sleeping gas into those rooms to make you forget how long you've sat waiting on them!
    Home work time,schools almost done for the summer, know what I can't wait for? Reading a good book! Until we meet again.....

   






   

I Look Deformed!!!

         Hello friends, I woke up today with my whole right side of my face swollen! I was hurting last night but thought it was all from my migraine apparently I have a major sinus infection and double ear infections too, so my day started in the ER.
   You know somebody really needs to do something about ER's. Oh ours brags about getting you in in fifteen minuets. And they do put you in--in a room where I sat for a hour and ten minuets before a nurse  even came in!
    She looks me straight in the eye and asked me "what seem to be the problem" REALLY? I said well my face doesn't usually look like its been stuffed with filled  water balloons! And oh ya I'm In Pain!
    Then she asked me how many days have I been like this? SERIOUSLY! Yes I like looking like half a water balloon so I thought I'd stay like this for a few days-hey everyone needs to change their looks once in a while!
    AND she had really bad breath and B.O. Plus she had an attitude as if I was bothering her by wasting  her time.  
    As if I wanted to spend my morning at the ER, I had no choice I haven't found a regular doctor to replace mine who retired.  
    This is what I look like.

    Except its only on one side and my eyes aren't swollen shut. What? You thought I'd let you see how bad I look? No way!
    I just thought of something I have to take Gloria to her Rheumatoid Doctor tomorrow! Damn I hope the swelling is way down by then!  
    Everybody send me some healing! At least pray for the swelling to go down. Well it hurts to look down so I'm off of here. Until we meet again....