It's an Idea

    Hello friends I got this in an email and thought I'd share it with you what the hell it's good for a smile.



Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.


Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the heck!! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?


The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.


And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.


Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.


Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.


This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.


Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this?


Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton






   

To Do To Do Always More To Do.

        Hello friends, are crazy weather just keeps getting stranger and stranger, yesterday was so nice then bam! It got really dark and started raining, and about 20 miles from my house a tornado went down and wiped out part of a town-kids where still in school, three people were killed. This is not the time of year we normally get tornado's nor all this rain..
      Last night i went out to dinner with some friends and had a good time, I actually had a drink, it made me feel like my limbs weight a ton! One drink. Seriously. I came home and went back to work on the support group, I think I fixed the problem, at least some people have gotten in, but others say they can't. I don't know if their forgetting to check their email and click on that or what.
     I really need to find help here. I did find a logo, not sure if it's good, and I made a button. (OMG there is this sign floating on here while I trying to type, it says composition editor! IDK how to get rid of it!)There not the greatest but they'll do for now. Feel free to take a button, or not. So as far as I know this is how you get in the forum. (I tried it with Gloria's computer and Id and email and it worked.)
Register
Go to email- click on the line it tells you to
Go back and log in
      Then when you get in read the messages and you can start a discussion on the board, or leave messages pretty much whatever you want.
      Isn't it ironic that this has been something I've wanted to do for so long and as one of my dreams are coming true, my marriage is faltering. Well honestly I made him leave, it was after all the crap went down with his mom, I'm sure you remember. It just sucks so much.  And I'm hurt and angry, and I took enough of that shit when I we were younger. Just wish i felt better and that my business was running better before this crap happened. Sorry no more pity party here promise.
        Did I tell you I found help for Jon, well sorta, just have to jump through fifty hoops first and then I can get him into a training program to help him live either on his own or in a group home. I can't see him in a group home, hell I don't want him to leave but it's something he wants or thinks he does, and Veronica wants me to do it too, but he's still my baby, I don't care if he's 6'3 still mine.
       I know I  sound whiny even to myself, I just need some rest, I guess. Tomorrow is Sunday funny day, I'll see you then. Until next time.....

      This what the town about 20 min looks like today, a little year old was found alive but critical Her mom,dad brother and sister all dead.  This is so heartbreaking!


















   

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I Want to Make You Smile!

      I need to say I'm sorry for the whiny fest I had yesterday, my only excuse is that I was sick(still am) and tired, I need to stay a way from my blog when I'm tired! I don't deal well when I tired, so sorry friends. To make up for it here's a funny lesson you can copy and give to every man out there!

1)  Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if she ask you to do something,like take the trash out.

 

(3)Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes!

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

 

 

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

 (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

 (7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 

 bring on a 'whatever'). 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.. That wil leave you dead in your tracks.

(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell...

 

 

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

 

* Send this to the men you know,

to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!

          So I hope this made you smile and makes up for my whininess yesterday! Oh one last thing Aine of The Deepest Well is having a contest so use the link here and go visit her, tell her I sent you over!
Until we meet again.............


P.S. Aine I love your name, my middle name is Ayn, my mom was way before her time in naming me! Like 40 years!