Thursday, January 26, 2012

I Want to Make You Smile!

      I need to say I'm sorry for the whiny fest I had yesterday, my only excuse is that I was sick(still am) and tired, I need to stay a way from my blog when I'm tired! I don't deal well when I tired, so sorry friends. To make up for it here's a funny lesson you can copy and give to every man out there!

1)  Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if she ask you to do something,like take the trash out.

(3)Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes!

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

 (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

 (7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 
 bring on a 'whatever'). 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.. That wil leave you dead in your tracks.

(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell...

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the men you know,
to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!

          So I hope this made you smile and makes up for my whininess yesterday! Oh one last thing Aine of The Deepest Well is having a contest so use the link here and go visit her, tell her I sent you over!
Until we meet again.............

P.S. Aine I love your name, my middle name is Ayn, my mom was way before her time in naming me! Like 40 years!