Sunday, February 19, 2012

Its Sunday Joke Day!

        Hello friends, I hope all of you had a good weekend. Here's your funny's! I will blog again later and tell about my weekend!

Disadvantages of a HMO...
Three nurses died and went to Heaven, where they were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
 To the first, he asked, "So, what did you used to do back on Earth? Why do you think you should be allowed to come into Heaven?"





I was a nurse at an inner city hospital," she replied. "I worked to bring healing and peace to many sufferers, especially poor, helpless children.
"Very noble," said St. Peter. "You may enter."
And in through the Gates she went.
To the next, he asked the same question, "So, what did you used to do?"
 "I was a nurse at a missionary hospital in the Amazon basin," she replied. "For many years, I worked with a skeleton crew of doctors and nurses who tried to reach out to as many people across numerous tribes, with a hand of healing and peace, and with the message about God`s love."
 "How touching," said St. Peter. "You, too, may enter."And in she went.
He then came to the last nurse, to whom he asked, "So, what did you used to do back on Earth?"
After some hesitation, she explained, "I was just a nurse at an HMO."
St. Peter pondered this for a moment, and then said, "OK, you may enter, too."
"Whew!" said the nurse. "For a moment there, I thought you weren`t going to let me in."
"Oh, you can come in," said St. Peter, "but you can only stay for three days.

 4 Sons
These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "Norm's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man's son, Greg, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
 As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Chico's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."

        I hope I made you smile! I'll see you later!











9 comments:

Evelyn said...

I just love a great funny!!! I do think that is the key to a long and healthy life!!
I have been linky followers blog hopping for two days and I am loving it. I have met so many amazing and talented people like you. I am now following you on linky and would love a follow back.

My Turn (for us)
http://myturn-evelyn.blogspot.com

Thanks, I so enjoyed the visit

My name WAS Female, I shit you not! said...

You did! I did! :0) (((hugs)))Pat

momto8 said...

haha pretty funny!!! thanks for the laughs!!
I am your newest follower..pls follow back if you can.

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

loved the first joke a lot and stole a couple of the pictures..thanks.

lisa from insignificant at best said...

OMG some of these had me rolling! My favorite being the "Ta-dah!" one with the dog. Hysterical! Thanks for the laugh!

Lisa

P.S. Thanks for stopping by and linking up to the GtKY blog hop! :)

Jessica P said...

Came to follow back from The Second Thought - thanks for visiting!! :)

Eugenia O'Neal said...

Ha ha! That's one pissed off cat!!! Love it!

Spilled Milkshake said...

LOL!! I love it! Thank you, I needed a laugh this morning :)

Thanks for linking up with the Getting to Know You hop!

Lucy said...

You definitely made me smile!!