Sunday, April 15, 2012

Sunday's Funny's

       Hello friends I hope you had a good weekend, it's so windy here I could be the flying nun if I had the proper clothing! I hope it's beautiful and sunny were you are. Here's your funny's for today:
       What A Hoot
     Each evening birdlover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night, an owl called back to him.  For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth.  He even kept a log of the "conversation." 
Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in interspecies communication, his wife had a chat with her next door neighbor.
"My husband spends his nights ...  calling out to owls," she said.
"That's odd," the neighbor replied.  "So does my husband."
Then it dawned on them.
      Texas Cruise

      A Texas rancher, visiting a South Dakota farmer friend, asked him to show him his farm. 
After seeing the 1,000 acre spread, the Texan bragged that down home he could get into his car, drive all day, and by evening would not have gotten to the distant point of his ranch.
The South Dakotan simply replied, "You know, I had a car like that once."

Why Women Can't Sleep Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works?
Well, it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration: 

Every one of those little balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision to make, or a problem that needs to be solved.

A man has only 2 balls.
They consume all his thoughts, and he sleeps like a baby.

1 comment:


in Texas we think nothing of driving 500 miles for fun.that's one way.