Sunday, April 1, 2012

Sunday's Funny's--warning not for men!

    Hello friends, had to pass on these pictures! I call it Why women live longer


Lessons for our daughters
  
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.



2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.


3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.


4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.


5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.


6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.


7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.


8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.


9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.


10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.


11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.


12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.


13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.


14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at 

his.



     I am not a man hater really it just worked out that this week men were the subject and can I help if they look, well not so smart here? I hope I made you smile,until we met again....















4 comments:

My name WAS Female, I shit you not! said...

toooooooooooo FUNNY! (((hugs)))

Anna Smith said...

ahahahahaha what a bunch of dumbasses! :)

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

next time someone asks me why I'm still single, I'll send them to this blog.

Hermit Witch said...

I love my man to bits, he's everything to me, but he has his moments like all the rest :) Those photo's were hilarious Natalie. I showed them to my husband and although he laughed I could almost see the thought forming in his head 'now there's an idea'! I think I'll keep him away from ladders for a while :)