Sunday, May 27, 2012

Sunday's Funny's

   Hello friends, I hope this Sunday funny's don't offend anyone I wouldn't think so since I got them from a religious person who has a sense of humor if it offends you well sorry you know where the X is!

  Now thought's that make me go hum.....

I planted some bird seed. 
A bird came up. 
Now I don't know what to feed it?
I had amnesia once---or twice. 
I went to San Francisco . 
I found someone's heart. Now what? 
Protons have mass? 
I didn't even know they were Catholic. 
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. 
If the world were a logical place, 
men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. 
What is a "free" gift? 
Aren't all gifts free? 
They told me I was gullible 
and I believed them. 
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, 
he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway. 
Experience is the thing you have left
when everything else is gone. 
One nice thing about egotists: 
they don't talk about other people. 
My weight is perfect for my height--
which varies. 
I used to be indecisive. 
Now I'm not sure. 
How can there be self-help "groups"? 
If swimming is so good for your figure, 
how do you explain whales? 
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. 
Is it me --or 
do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
   Hope I made you smile! Enjoy your three day weekend, be safe! Until we meet again.....

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Susi aka Sinead said...

Don't worry, no offense, Christians have a sense of humour too, most of them at least. There are a lot of wonderful church-related jokes, here in Sweden we have a book series with Christian jokes, with like 20 books or something, I just love them.
Hope your Sunday is good. I had a problem with my feed not showing up correctly so I had to create a new feed burner feed, so you need to update my link again, it's enough with just

Intricate Knot said...

I look forward to your Sunday Funnies, Natalie (even if I am a day late!). It always makes me smile and laugh and picks me up. My fav is "What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?" So true!!

Snowies said...

haha the first couple of pictures made me think that these churches were battling it out lol. Love it. Thanks for the smiles :)

Anna Smith said...

Ooh Church wars, awesome! Thanks for the laughs, my belly hurts lol :)