Sunday's Funny's

   Hello friends, I hope this Sunday funny's don't offend anyone I wouldn't think so since I got them from a religious person who has a sense of humor if it offends you well sorry you know where the X is!

  Now thought's that make me go hum.....



I planted some bird seed. 
A bird came up. 
Now I don't know what to feed it?
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I had amnesia once---or twice. 
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I went to San Francisco . 
I found someone's heart. Now what? 
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Protons have mass? 
I didn't even know they were Catholic. 
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. 
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If the world were a logical place, 
men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. 
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What is a "free" gift? 
Aren't all gifts free? 
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They told me I was gullible 
and I believed them. 
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, 
he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway. 
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Experience is the thing you have left
when everything else is gone. 
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One nice thing about egotists: 
they don't talk about other people. 
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My weight is perfect for my height--
which varies. 
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I used to be indecisive. 
Now I'm not sure. 
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How can there be self-help "groups"? 
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If swimming is so good for your figure, 
how do you explain whales? 
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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. 
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Is it me --or 
do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
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   Hope I made you smile! Enjoy your three day weekend, be safe! Until we meet again.....


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