Sunday, March 18, 2012

Sunday's Funny's

       Hello friends, sorry I'm running a little late getting this out today, I over slept this morning. I only have a small funny for you today, I've been a bad girl staying outside and 'playing' instead of doing my work.
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk', worth 70
points or none at all.
One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the 
bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers... and the cat can't get it.

He got an A

   OK I lied I found a another.

Signs Your Presidential Candidate Isn't Right

9. Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.
8. Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's character on "The West Wing."
7. His #1 choice to work on his cabinet is "That Bob Vila guy."
6. Outstanding record as Governor of Rhode Island nullified by the fact that no one really cares.
5. Anybody mentions Washington, he asks, "The state or the DC thingie?"
4. At the debates, answers every question with a snarled, "You wanna wrestle?!?"
3. Vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon and free the Pikachu refugees once and for all.
2. Say’s the Pledge of Allegiance as quickly as possible, then shouts, "I win!"
1.On the very first question of the debate, he attempts to use a LIFELINE

     Just a side note in case you didn't read it in any of the twenty places I put it, Women Supporting Women new URL is:
    Sorry for the trouble until we meet again.......

1 comment:


I like the ones about the bad president..haha